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Dear EMR, I can't close the deal...

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Originally Posted by Conquerer of the Cooter
Dear EMR,

Yesterday the girl I've been dating said we can have a threesome. The only catch is, I have to find the second girl. Where is the best place to find a girl that is willing to be a third wheel for a threesome and how should I approach her? Any tips for the night either?

Sincerely,
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Dear CotC,
First of all your name is pretty bold coming from a guy that can't slam dunk an easy olly-oop he's been tossed, but I digress.

The first place you want to go for this is:
Your side action/fuck buddy - You should either still have one or should be able to get in touch with the one you "kind of broke it off with because you're really into the girl you're dating". Just say it's a friend who you think might be interested in girls and is open minded, probably best not to mention the previous barely-legal-drug-fueled-insane-monkey-sex.

If you have no game and thus no side pieces your next stop is:
Her friends!! - Surely she has some girlfriends that are 3way worthy, try for the hottest first just because. If she balks at the hot ones then shoot for the ones that she is good friends with. If that fails fall back on the crazies. If the crazies fail you have weak game, go for the fatties.

If you have no side pieces and she's not willing to offer up any of her girlfriends:
Bar Skanks! - Go out to a bar together and let her pick out the girl, get her to approach and chat her up. If you've gotten to this last option you have zero game and so large amounts of alcohol will be needed for the girl.

Sincerely,
EMR


ps, She sounds like a good girlfriend. If she was a GREAT girlfriend she'd bring one home with her as a surprise for you.
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-15-2008, 03:20 PM
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she'd bring one home with her as a surprise for you.
This is how an 4'6" Italian guy shows up at your house with a duffelbag asking "Is this the place for the gangbang?"


DO NOT LET HER PICK THE THIRD WHEEL.
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