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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 09-03-2008, 05:28 PM Thread Starter
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Dear EMR, I'm a skeptic...

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Dear EMR, I'm sure you won't answer this 'cuz I think you make all your posts up, but I'll try anyway.

My woman says she's gonna leave me 'cuz I have too many bikes. How can I live without her (if it means I gotta get a job)?

Also, my raging hemorhoids are cutting into my quality seat time. Observations?

Signed,
skeptical, broken hearted, and burning assed.


Dear Skeptical,

You got a lot going on here, so let's break it down like this...

A. Shame on you for questioning the monkey's integrity. EMR gets to the bottom of the real issues! Real issues that real weirdos face! DON'T ANGER THE MONKEY!!! ...now let's get on with the rest of your whiny letter.

B. You're woman is lying to you. She's leaving because you have herpes on your butthole, and that my friend, is suspect.

C. See above. My work here is done.









p.s. I don't know anything about herpes of the butt, but my cousin Ralph invented some stuff to stop red asses...


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Questioning of the Monkey? - This paints a picture of a world in which I wish not to belong

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Questioning of the Monkey? - This paints a picture of a world in which I wish not to belong

I hear you, dude. Here's what that world looked like last time....

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I must say, The Monkey does always display exceptional fashion forward thinking - Those jackets are going to be HUGE in Paris, Milan & Tokyo in Spring of '09 - HUGE!

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