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Dear EMR, do I deduct points for idiocy?

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A friend once told me, "Dude, show me a hot chick and I will show you a guy who is tired of fucking her." That got me to thinking....sometimes a 10 really isn't a 10 after all. Let me explain. Say you meet a super hot female, like I'm sure a wise monkey like yourself always does. Everything on the outside looks great, and the sex is awesome. But then as time goes on you see all the crap that goes into it. Three hours to get ready to go out, gotta take a pill for this and a vitamin for that, will only eat certian foods, hates all the things you like, ect..ect..ect. Seriously......ENOUGH to drive you crazy! That takes her from like a 10 to a 4. Am I way off base on this? Can you please shead some of your wise thoughts on this?
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I'll take all the Crazy 10's you got - I don't mind helping out, it's what I do - I am GREAAAAT with the whack jobs - Call it a gift - I dunno?

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I'll take all the Crazy 10's you got - I don't mind helping out, it's what I do - I am GREAAAAT with the whack jobs - Call it a gift - I dunno?
HA, really bug? I never saw you for taking a clsb second... I think i just died a little inside!

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HA, really bug? I never saw you for taking a clsb second... I think i just died a little inside!
Unless you are like Mao and combing the High Schools, they shit has already been hit - 3 degrees of separation and I bet it was hit by either myself or a buddy from my camp - We all have pasts man - I just look to expand on mine any chance I can and if a 10 is involved, well then, FUCK ME SWINGIN !!!

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Talking Mao

I was wondering how Mao gets laid these days??

Anyways, back to the subject. Hell ya you have to take away points if the bitch is crazzy! I will take a normal girl who might be a 7 over a too much make-up fake plastic physco 10 anyday.

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Most 10s are fuggin whack jobs and too selfcentered to be a good lay or BJ way too many issues and odds are 5 out of 10 of them probably got introduced to the hummer at 9yrs old by uncle johnny or grandpa fred, Nothing like getting a fish like that - major sex hangups. You can have the 10s, ill take a 7 anyday.

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I'll take all the Crazy 10's you got - I don't mind helping out, it's what I do - I am GREAAAAT with the whack jobs - Call it a gift - I dunno?
I just hunt for the craziest girl in the room.

they are all fucked in the head so might as well go big or go home.

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cusfused.

be like a boxer, stick and move, stick and move, and dont be still.

strange pussy is the spice of life.
says the married guy...

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Oh he can drive. He can drive beyond the limits of the tires, the engine, the car or anything else.
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no one has posted this yet. You slackers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYrZSjpiIK4

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no one has posted this yet. You slackers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYrZSjpiIK4

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Very nice,


What are you saying steve?

Even heroes know when to be scared.
..As I shifted into 6th, I forgot every f'in thing she said..
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no one has posted this yet. You slackers.

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says the married guy...
and THATS WHY i am trying to help others

let me put it this way IF i was ever to get divorced, i would NEVER MARRY another women. in fact i wouldn't even STAY with any women past 6 months!



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and THATS WHY i am trying to help others

let me put it this way IF i was ever to get divorced, i would NEVER MARRY another women. in fact i wouldn't even STAY with any women past 6 months!
yup.
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and thats why i am trying to help others

Let me put it this way if i was ever to get divorced, i would never marry another women. In fact i wouldn't even stay with any women past 6 months!
so true.

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6 Months - WOW - What is your secret?

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6 Months - WOW - What is your secret?
to be able to keep them that long?

OR

how to kick there ass out when it hits 6 months or LESS?


(mind you this is when you can stand her for that long to begin with) which means she is a keeper but FUCK that, stick and move, stock and move.





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no one has posted this yet. You slackers.

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That is right on the money! You want more hotness, but less crazy. It really isn't to much to ask for, is it?

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Cool agree

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and THATS WHY i am trying to help others

let me put it this way IF i was ever to get divorced, i would NEVER MARRY another women. in fact i wouldn't even STAY with any women past 6 months!
I came real close to getting married once. 3 months away as a matter of fact. I agree with the six month idea, but for me it's a 90 day plan. If she isn't full of shit + doesn't piss me off in the first 90days then I'll keep her around. If she fucks up before then......peace out dirty birdy!

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