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Maynard

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So I'm leaving work in Rockford tonight. I was in a hurry, was half hour late getting out, couldn't get something to print so I was a little flustered leaving. I'm leaving with 2 laptops, and a pair of $2000 roll dies for a hot job, (about the size of a carton of cigs and solid tool steel. They also take 6 weeks to make). So I'm putting the laptops in my truck and I put the roll dies on top of the truck while I loaded the laptops in my truck......


Fastforward to about 15 minutes ago. I'm sitting on my couch at home watching TV. 90 miles aways from where I loaded up my truck around 5:30pm. All of a sudden it hits me. I let out a huge, "OH FUCK!". Did I grab them off the roof of my truck when before I left? I don't know! Can I drive 2 hours back to Rockford and go look in the street? But I have to have the dies in Glenview tomorrow early. I run out to my truck, saying, "oh fuck," the whole way. I'm trying to figure out what to do next, convinced the $2000, 6-week lead time tools are laying in a ditch 90 miles away. If I can even find them again!



The roll dies were in the back seat of my truck. :). My heart is still pumping hard. I need a beer now
 
I woke up the other day (Easter) to the sound of my ringing phone, looked up at the clock and saw it was 7:30, I was 2 and a 1/2 hours late for work. I jumped up and franticly tried to find my pants, keys and still ringing phone all at the same time. I go to the bedroom, I awoke from the coach, girlfriend is not there. Find my phone, it's my girlfriend who called. Now I wondering where the fuck she is at 7:30 in the morning, she isn't a morning type person. I call her back, she says..."I'm coming back from Yoga, how was your nap". It takes me about a minute for it to sink in... Yeah, it was 7:30 at night, not morning. What a kick in the nuts, I got about 100 more gray hairs for nothing.
 
I woke up the other day (Easter) to the sound of my ringing phone, looked up at the clock and saw it was 7:30, I was 2 and a 1/2 hours late for work. I jumped up and franticly tried to find my pants, keys and still ringing phone all at the same time. I go to the bedroom, I awoke from the coach, girlfriend is not there. Find my phone, it's my girlfriend who called. Now I wondering where the fuck she is at 7:30 in the morning, she isn't a morning type person. I call her back, she says..."I'm coming back from Yoga, how was your nap". It takes me about a minute for it to sink in... Yeah, it was 7:30 at night, not morning. What a kick in the nuts, I got about 100 more gray hairs for nothing.
I did that the other morning, but I mustve read the clock wrong and thought it said 915 when in fact it said 815.. and i was soo convinced, i called my boss and told him i was gonna be like 45 minutes late, and he says "dood, its only 815 :laughing:
 
I know you're situation Dr. For the last 2 years of high school I'd take a nap every Wednesday afternoon. In the winter around 6:45 it looked the same lightwise in the AM and PM. Nearly everytime I woke up I had to double check a clock to see what time it was an if I got to eat dinner or breakfast.
 
I woke up the other day (Easter) to the sound of my ringing phone, looked up at the clock and saw it was 7:30, I was 2 and a 1/2 hours late for work. I jumped up and franticly tried to find my pants, keys and still ringing phone all at the same time. I go to the bedroom, I awoke from the coach, girlfriend is not there. Find my phone, it's my girlfriend who called. Now I wondering where the fuck she is at 7:30 in the morning, she isn't a morning type person. I call her back, she says..."I'm coming back from Yoga, how was your nap". It takes me about a minute for it to sink in... Yeah, it was 7:30 at night, not morning. What a kick in the nuts, I got about 100 more gray hairs for nothing.
that happened to me only it was 4:30 in the morning and on my day off. i actually got showered and dressed.

but that wasnt the worst part. the worst thing ive ever done was wake up, shower, dress, eat breakfast and drive to school on a fucking saturday. i couldnt get into the school and i was wondering why.
 
Eric, you're getting old! :laughing:
Yep when that starts happening your going down hill from there.

ANyone ever wake up in the morning and look at the clock and think your late and doing the whole routine before figuring out your not even suppose to work
 
Yep when that starts happening your going down hill from there.

ANyone ever wake up in the morning and look at the clock and think your late and doing the whole routine before figuring out your not even suppose to work
Yes, on the weekend sometimes. Yesterday, I woke up at 3am and jumped out of bed to get ready. Ran into the kitchen to start eating breakfast and looked at the microwave clock realizing I would be a little early. :lmao:
 
LOL! Ya'll musta done some crazy drugs in the past, cause i'm a potter and that shit never happened to me.:laughing: Then again, i have OCD and i tend to check things 2-4 times before continuing on my way.
 
Eric? What are you doing setting a solid block of steel on the roof of your truck scratching the paint? LOL!

This isn't even near comparison but still funny...

One time I fell asleep shit faced on the couch with the TV on. I woke up and I was staring at the TV wondering WTF the people were saying on some show. I stared at the TV for what seamed to be about over a minute. Once I realised it was the spanish channel I rolled over and fell back asleep.

Yea yea not scary I know.
 
Eric? What are you doing setting a solid block of steel on the roof of your truck scratching the paint? LOL!

This isn't even near comparison but still funny...

One time I fell asleep shit faced on the couch with the TV on. I woke up and I was staring at the TV wondering WTF the people were saying on some show. I stared at the TV for what seamed to be about over a minute. Once I realised it was the spanish channel I rolled over and fell back asleep.

Yea yea not scary I know.
For some reason I find this funny thanks for the laugh grasshopper
 
That is paranoia setting in after long term use of that stuff. Not joking.
Has this been scientifically proven?:laughing:

Nah, just certain things. For example, when i leave the house, i'll check the locks 2-3 times. Just safety precautions since no ones home all day.
 
Damn you guys are hilarious! :laughing

Eric, I'm glad you didn't lose those dies. Talk about a major f*ck up at your new job.


I've had a few moments like that. The other day I forgot my house keys in the house and on the way to the train my wife asked if I wanted her to go back and get them. I said nah, I can get in through the garage. On the bus ride home I suddenly remembered that the garage keypad hadn't been working and I needed a new battery. :( Fortunately it did work that day so I wasn't stuck outside for hours. The funny thing is the keypad hasn't worked since.
 
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