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Wish me luck as I am currently not training for the Des Plaines Nothing GP - It is a new event sponsored by me where we sit and do nothing.....and I mean nothing - You can get off the couch now and again to piss and shit but if you wish to remain competitive and hold on to your elite status, it is suggested you stay focused and on the couch - Rain is welcomed as it makes (10) Hours of Football that much more acceptable - Sprinkle in some Premiere League Futbol and you have a nice little Sunday

Spandex is okay but is asked to be concealed by Costco Brand Sweat pants - Pizza Hut is encouraged and we just ask you crack a winder before dusting crops

Good Luck Ladies and I hope to see many of you this season at Wal Mart.....
 
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Great seeing you there Ed. You look really competitive this season! You haven't been doing anything lately and it really shows.

I was having a great race as you could see by my heart rate data if I was monitoring it. Really in the groove of the cushion and was pretty sure I was going to go the distance. Then I got a toe cramp and had to jump off the couch and stretch it out while cursing very loudly. Completely threw off my race. I looked back over on the couch and watched the pros just sit there - unflinching. I knew I wasn't going to score well as a result so I just took the DNF and went for a bike ride and had a healthy dinner.

Next time man. Next time. Going to be a long season!

:cheers
 
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JRSMAIL said:
Love it, when is the next one as I need a REST day but 10 hrs maybe a bit long....:laughing:
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This is by no means Rest peddle boy........I changed my seating position almost 5 times and lost count of the blanket position - Not to mention the whole "sock no sock" debate..........

DO NOT take this lightly as you could do yourself NOTHING but harm by doing so
 
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