Me: Give me the 2 hot dog special and a diet coke.
Worker: What do you want on them?
Me: Everything.
Worker: OK, do you want hot peppers.
Me: Let me get this straight, If I said, "God made everything in the universe.", would that mean everything except hot peppers?
Worker: Huh????
Me: Nevermind, yes, I'll have hot peppers.
Worker: That'll be 30 cents extra.
