2003 BEARS SCHEDULE
September
14................Tefft Junior High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28................Chicago Blind Academy
October
5.................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................Elgin Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
2........Illinois Venereal Disease Clinic
9.................Cicero Boys Choir
16.................Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
8..................Wrigleyville Gay Boys Club
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Bears must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Bears must not hide the
football under their jerseys.
3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line
for all you Bears fans that have never seen this) it is still worth
6 points.
4 - The Bears will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
5 - The Bears will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.
6 - The Bears will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
opposing team.
7 - The Bears will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE **
The Chicago Bears will be changed to the "Chicago Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Monica Lewinsky will replace Dick Jauron.
She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the
big ones!!!
:laughing
September
14................Tefft Junior High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28................Chicago Blind Academy
October
5.................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................Elgin Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353
November
2........Illinois Venereal Disease Clinic
9.................Cicero Boys Choir
16.................Korean Amputees
SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
8..................Wrigleyville Gay Boys Club
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Bears must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Bears must not hide the
football under their jerseys.
3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line
for all you Bears fans that have never seen this) it is still worth
6 points.
4 - The Bears will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
5 - The Bears will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.
6 - The Bears will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the
opposing team.
7 - The Bears will be awarded a first down with each gain of three
yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE **
The Chicago Bears will be changed to the "Chicago Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES **
Monica Lewinsky will replace Dick Jauron.
She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the
big ones!!!
:laughing
