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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is
parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and
everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are
very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that
you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow $5,000?"

The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

:rofl :rofl :rofl
 

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title of thread: A smart blonde Joke for a Change

smart blonde????? what the hell is that???? :twofinger

re: the joke.......seen it before
 

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GautamCity said:

re: the joke.......seen it before
Good for you:rolleyes
 

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Did you find that in the archives? or the favorite of mine.....

A guy walks into a bar with his friends and yells OUCH!
 

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Kruz said:
That's because you are a naive Lincoln Park boy jk:D (Please no more City vs Burbs)
Don't start a fight you can't finish, 'burb boy. ;)

You don't want to let the beast out of the cage again :laughing
 

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I know it was posted here a few months ago. A joke like that I remember!!
 

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well Beth got a kick out of it
 
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