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I got so many more for Tony and the Harley thing:D but I got to give it a break before he comes over and spills gas in my garage again:laughing :laughing :laughing . This one fits us well with our sig smiley:twofinger (oops I repent for that:D :laughing )



HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California; with gun in lap: L.A.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas city male
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male
One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas female
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado
One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plate.
Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male.
Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is now wearing a barrel: Las Vegas
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on for last 50 miles: Florida.
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One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado
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Re: Re: Another Joke and this one fits the group well

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Nah! I never flick anyone off unless I know they can't catch me :twofinger (no slow jokes :p )

None from here you do fine in my book.:D Great Avatar BTW:D :D
 

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None from here you do fine in my book.:D
Thanks. :thumbsup Can't wait to next year when I get to do track days! Yippee! :D

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Great Avatar BTW:D :D
Thanks. I love it too. Cappy at SBN did it for me. :)
 

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ROFL, Just this morning I was doing 95 down I-55 in my truck with my finger out the window :D :D
 

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ROFL, Just this morning I was doing 95 down I-55 in my truck with my finger out the window :D :D

yeah!!!!!! Way to represent Tony.:D :D :laughing



See I took it easy on you today:D
 

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GsxrTony said:
ROFL, Just this morning I was doing 95 down I-55 in my truck with my finger out the window :D :D

Dude change that hwy to I-25 and that woulda been my morning drive. lol


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yep the list does work Crazy.
 
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