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Why Females Should Avoid A Girls Night Out After they Are Married

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told

my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around

3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I

got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3

times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,

I cuckooed anoer 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up

with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible

conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed........3 cuckoos plus 9

cuckoos totals 12 Cuckoos... MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told

Midnight". He didn't seem upset at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he

said , "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh

Shit," cuckooed

4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled,

cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

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