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i got inspired from another thread...a reference to caddy shack...post up your favorite movie quote...this is one of mine...

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

bill murray - caddy shack
 

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"Jason, I'm your father. You don't lie to me - you lie to girls!"

Rodney Dangerfield - Back to School
 

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"what you say bout my momma?" O-dog. Menace to Society.
 

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In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. Tyler Durden
 

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So tough to choose, but would have to go with this one.

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

Matthew McConaughey - Dazed and Confused
 

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pressurluk said:
ive only got two things in this world, my word and my balls ,and i dont breakthem for nobody........ :2guns
oh man!!! that reminds me of another good one...

"There is only two people in this world that i trust...One of them is me, and the other one is not you..."

nicholous cage - con air
 

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Oh no i see this thread gettin very long, espically when Biggy sees it. So many great quotes in movies and so many to choose from...

"Are you crying? There's no crying in baseball!!!" tom hanks- league of their own
"Try not to suck any dick on the way out to the parking lot" - clerks :)
 

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"Just take pleasure in knowing you never had a choice."

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"Good...... Bad..... I'm the guy with the gun!" Bruce Campbell - Army of Darkness
 

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the ending quote of rambo I first blood. Used it as my signature.

"your the jerk off, jerk off" ford fairlane :1pimp

"waynes world party time excellent" wayne n garth


I got more but i cant remember them.

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"Do or do not; There is no try"

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"I'll have what she's having" - said the lady at the next table when Sally was acting like she was having an orgasm.

When Harry Met Sally
 

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This is Buttkiss, Klahn's bodyguard - he is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur - he is rough and toothless.
 

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I'll sum them all up with one quote, but there are so many good ones from this movie. In my mind, his movie has produced more memorable quotes than any other film:


"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be sir. Do you maggots understand that?"

Here's a link to the sound file
 
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