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(in a high, creaky voice, with clinking beer bottles . . .) "warriors . . . .come out and PLAYYYYYY! . . . . WARRIORRRRRSSS COME OUT AND PLAYYYYYYYYY"
 

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The Jerk:

Navin Johnson: And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
:laughing :laughing :laughing

Navin Johnson: He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.

:laughing :laughing :laughing - One of my favorite movies!
 

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MadMax1996 said:
Elwood - "pfft...Illinois Nazis.."
Jake - "I hate Illinois Nazis."

Blues Brothers (duh)
Orage whip...Orange whip...Orange whip? Three orange whips! John Candy from the same movie.
 

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The perfect male response - Star Wars ( The Empire Strikes Back)

Princess Leia: I love you. (says for the first time to Hans Solo)
Hans Solo: I know.
 

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HANS Solo ??


What is this NORDIC Wars ?



:laughing :laughing
 

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"how the hell do you get fired on your day off?"- Friday :1pimp
 

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Loyd -"excuse me, flo, whats the soup de jour"?
Waitress- "it's the soup of the day"
Loyd - "mmm that sounds good, think i'll have that"

Dumb and Dumber :laughing
 

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HA! I love Jim Carrey!

Lloyd: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of shit, man.

Lloyd: I can't believe it! We've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!

State Cop: Pull over.
Harry: No. It's a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

HAHA! I could keep going on that movie! :laughing :laughing
 

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THAT's gonna leave a mark! - Chris Farley (in tommy boy, I think)

very appropriate when you're about to crash your bike, or you've already crashed...
in keeping with motorcycles, here's a classic from The Wild One (marlon brando as Johnny)
Mildred: What're you rebelling against, Johnny?
Johnny: Whaddya got?
 

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Full Metal Jacket

"Looks Like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress" :laughing
 

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Full Metal Jacket

"You look like 150lbs of chewed bubble gum Pile, dont fall that would break my heart, get the f*ck off my obsticle, get the F*uck down" :2rockin
 

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Full Metal Jacket

:laughing

Doing / trying pull ups....

"One for the Commandant, One for the Corp......wait, I guess the Corps doesnt get theirs" :2rockin
 

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"I want my two dollars!!!"
 

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uniball said:
Fletch: "Ah.... are you using the whole fist doc?"

Doc: "Just relax"
HAHAHA!!!

"Excuse me miss, could I use your towel? My car just struck a large water buffalo..." :laughing
 

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The breasts thread got me thinking:

"There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. To be a pity to damage yours"
 
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