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Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon fix your bike.

"The oil in this engine is a gagh! You have no honor!"
"A TRUE Klingon warrior does not need a shop manual!"
"Test ride the bike? You have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"
"You question the worthiness of my repairs?! I should kill you where you stand, Ptagh!"
"Our competitors are without honor!"
"Specs are for the weak and timid!"
"This bike lift is a piece of GAGH! I need two power lifts if I am to do battle with this bike!"
"Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! Give him the repair bill!!"
"My diagnostic machine has just dumped Stovo Core!"
"Behold, the socket wrench of Kalis! The greatest Klingon mechanic who ever lived!"
:D :D :laughing
 

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:rofl
 

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I'll wait for a Warp Drive.
 

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pete whats the point?

you must have the sheilds up before the warp drive..if not any tiny little pebble...can blow you to atom's!
 

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If they spit we have beer:cheers :cheers . Go for it Pete:D :D :evil
 

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Ahh but I think you must check your history Ensign Ody. The warp drive was developed prior to shield generators. Casue that guys ship def didnt have shields when he did the first warp jump. So :p
 

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WRONG!!!! he turned on his warp drive sheilds before anything! HA go watch generations again:twofinger (i think it was generations)
 

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Crazy said:
Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon fix your bike.

"The oil in this engine is a gagh! You have no honor!"
"A TRUE Klingon warrior does not need a shop manual!"
"Test ride the bike? You have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"
"You question the worthiness of my repairs?! I should kill you where you stand, Ptagh!"
"Our competitors are without honor!"
"Specs are for the weak and timid!"
"This bike lift is a piece of GAGH! I need two power lifts if I am to do battle with this bike!"
"Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! Give him the repair bill!!"
"My diagnostic machine has just dumped Stovo Core!"
"Behold, the socket wrench of Kalis! The greatest Klingon mechanic who ever lived!"
:D :D :laughing

HUH????:confused

:twofinger
 

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Odysseys said:
WRONG!!!! he turned on his warp drive sheilds before anything! HA go watch generations again:twofinger (i think it was generations)
Damn yes it was Generations no I dont have a copy, but I'll let you have this one.:p
 

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Damn yes it was Generations no I dont have a copy, but I'll let you have this one.:p

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

It was FIRST CONTACT!

Now, does anyone remember what song Cochrane had to start playing before liftoff?
 

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Crazy said:
Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon fix your bike.

"The oil in this engine is a gagh! You have no honor!"
"A TRUE Klingon warrior does not need a shop manual!"
"Test ride the bike? You have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"
"You question the worthiness of my repairs?! I should kill you where you stand, Ptagh!"
"Our competitors are without honor!"
"Specs are for the weak and timid!"
"This bike lift is a piece of GAGH! I need two power lifts if I am to do battle with this bike!"
"Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! Give him the repair bill!!"
"My diagnostic machine has just dumped Stovo Core!"
"Behold, the socket wrench of Kalis! The greatest Klingon mechanic who ever lived!"
:D :D :laughing
"I must verify the battery is dead. Kwav chee na geel!!"
 

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"Crazy's old gixxer will be remembered with HONOR. Dispose of it as you wish; it is but an empty shell now".
 

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Magic Carpet Ride?


Norseman82 said:



WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

It was FIRST CONTACT!

Now, does anyone remember what song Cochrane had to start playing before liftoff?
 

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GroverSV650S said:
Magic Carpet Ride?


Correct! Your honor is restored!
 

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"This is Neil's R6, the one with the TARG fur in the brakes".
 

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"Whoever can fix this mess of a bike is the one who has won the greatest battle and so will be the next chancellor of the high council".
 

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Damn wrong twice in one thread. lol like thats a first. :D
 

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More:

"Romulans have lowest priority in scheduling their 600-kelican breakin service".
 

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Another

That Harley had a warp core breach coming out of his driveway; you should see the anti-matter stream that was left on the street".
 
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