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Lets get some more participation here folks, you have to have some jokes out there!!!


A proctologist walked into a bank.

Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it.

Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well, that's great, just great! Some asshole's got my pen!"

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A woman goes into the butcher shop to get a fresh ham for her family supper.

"I'll take some ham please," she said.

"Here's your damn ham lady." He replied.

"There's no reason for the language sir," she said in disgust.

"No no thats the name of the ham." he said.

She accepted the answer.

Later that night she was making dinner when the husband came home.

"Whats for dinner," he said.

"Damn ham." she replied.

"What?" He asked

"No no thats the name of the ham." she said.

He accepted the answer.

At the dinner table

The husband asked, "Man this is really good, could you pass the Damn Ham honey?"

Their child heard this and said, "Thats the spirit dad pass the Fuckin Potatoes."
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