OMFG...
I don't usually post a lot of shit... BUTT...
With you guys talking shit, I have to re-BUTT...
DISCLAIMERS:
(OK - get this part in advance... I'm a little sarcastic... a little...)
(No, really... get to know me before you judge me by text only)
OK, here we go....
The "Navigationally Challenged" comment is BS!
I took you all over IL's farmlands and we were never LOST!!!
Your left handed compliment about the FACT that I found some sweet roads won't make up for it either beemer-boy...
I am the U-Turn King - *BECAUSE* - I am out there blazing NEW trails and explorig NEW LINKS and SIDE ROUTES to our existing ones...
There are SOOOO many more places I have mapped out to explore, but only MYSELF and the mighty FZ1 appear to be capable of the task...
You guys on the sportbikes OR the BMW's or exoctic 996 twins (interpreted from Italian, Ducati means "pain" or "pain in the ass" literally) or you little 600's - NONE of you are willing to go the distance to explore these new, unknown roads (now if only I remember HOW TO FIND THEM AGAIN)!
They all complain - "you do too many u-turns, too many wheelies, you go too fast, I need gas for my little over revved 600, I need to rest, my wrists are sore, my ass is sore, my back is sore, your legs are sore, you have a headache, your hungry, you need a cigarette, you need a drink..." STFU and ride....
< EMINEMIM >
wELL, THIS LOOKS LIKE A ROUTE TO ME...
SO EVERYBODY just FOLLOW ME...
'CAUSE WE NEED A NEW - ROUTE-YOU-SEE...
AND IT FEEL SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME!!!!
SO LET'S GO DO SOME BIG WHEEL-IES!
YEAH - wE DON'T NEED NO CON-TRO-VERSY...
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO FIND SOME TWISTIES...
AND IT FEELS SO GOOD - 2 RIDE - 2 MEEEE....
wELL, I'M NEVER GONNA' STOP - YOU SEE...
EVEN when THE GF's ON BACK - WE WHEELIE...
MY GOD - SHE'S SUCH A - WICKED HOTTIE...
WHEN WE'RE 2-UP - YOU WANNA' FOLLOW ME...
wELL, THIS LOOKS LIKE A ROUTE TO ME...
SO EVERYBODY just FOLLOW ME...
'CAUSE WE NEED A NEW - ROUTE-YOU-SEE...
AND IT FEEL SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME!!!!
< /EMINEM >
Next time - I'll just take my maps (and the GF) and go off for 500-800 miles in the boonies with my motherfucking FZ1 superbike... and maybe another 100 miles I'll run twice... because when I'm alone and I find shit, I do U-turns over and over and hit those sweet spots again and again....
wELL, THIS LOOKS LIKE A ROUTE TO ME...
SO EVERYBODY just FOLLOW ME...
'CAUSE WE NEED A NEW - ROUTE-YOU-SEE...
AND IT FEEL SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME!!!!
PS - Hand & Foot signals - SAVE LIVES....
Pass it back...
Pass it back...
Pass it back...