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Funny WHYS? This shit is funny as fuck..and so fucken true.

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles to execute a prisoner for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
 
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
 
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Sound rationale exists for every one of these questions...

A small sampling...

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Banking relationships are generally long-term and contractually in nature. Banks are in the business of lending/making money and they do so from a large base of savings deposits.

Banks charge penalties/fees to cover but a fraction of the economic cost of inconsistent cash flows. On the contractual side, you agreed to the fees and they have a right to collect. Lastly, banks expect you to make a future deposit where they will debit the fee amount.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Physical confirmation is light years away on one and at arms length with the latter. Curiosity and instant gratification are a strong combination to tame.

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Open a glue bottle for a day and see what happens.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If Tarzan was real he would. Hollywood tends to glamorize its leading roles hence the trim manscape.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Again...Hollywood dramatics.

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
You assume helmets serve as crash protection only. They still need to fly and helmets serve as protection from the noise, cold, and debris one might encounter in flight.
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
I question if some, especially those starting silly threads on bike forums, really have yet to fully evolve.

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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
i say "watch the fuck out next time... Grandma!"
 

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A small sampling...

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Banking relationships are generally long-term and contractually in nature. Banks are in the business of lending/making money and they do so from a large base of savings deposits.

Banks charge penalties/fees to cover but a fraction of the economic cost of inconsistent cash flows. On the contractual side, you agreed to the fees and they have a right to collect. Lastly, banks expect you to make a future deposit where they will debit the fee amount.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Physical confirmation is light years away on one and at arms length with the latter. Curiosity and instant gratification are a strong combination to tame.

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Open a glue bottle for a day and see what happens.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If Tarzan was real he would. Hollywood tends to glamorize its leading roles hence the trim manscape.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Again...Hollywood dramatics.

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
You assume helmets serve as crash protection only. They still need to fly and helmets serve as protection from the noise, cold, and debris one might encounter in flight.
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
I question if some, especially those starting silly threads on bike forums, really have yet to fully evolve.

:neener:
did you seriously take the time to answer these questions? that's rhetorical, don't answer that one too.
 

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WOW! Some people are to serious have to much time on their hands :laughing
 
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