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You know your bike is too high-tech when . . .

"Intel Inside" is stenciled on the gas tank
The bike plays a little tune when you start up
The repair kit includes a boot disk and an antivirus kit
The dashboard includes a LCD screen that shows "Windows 98"
Geeks ask you "How many megs yah got on that thing?"
You must use a password to open the gas filler cap
"Crashing" takes on a whole new meaning
The marquee is replaced by black and white bar codes
The repair shop now includes at least one "Sun-certified Java programmer"
If you don't follow a strict sequence when turning off the bike, a systems check must be run when you restart the bike
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Crazy--- During high speed turns/twisties/or stuntz


The dreaded "illegal function performed, system will shutdown in 5--4--3--2--"

:jester

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Labdog said:
Crazy--- During high speed turns/twisties/or stuntz


The dreaded "illegal function performed, system will shutdown in 5--4--3--2--"

:jester

Anymore?

Actually, I'm starting to run thin on these. :(
 

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HondaHirny said:
Sounds more like "You might have Microsof if......"
You painted your bike like the Blue Screen of Death. :D
 

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Champ91 said:


You painted your bike like the Blue Screen of Death. :D

In this case it would be green for those KAWASAKI'S:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing
 

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It is obsolete 5 minutes after purchasing it.
 

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You can receive PMs on it and when one is received, it says, "You've got PMs".





(I had to be VERRRRY careful about the capitalization here:laughing)
 

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You back up the bike without moving it at all!!
 

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"Defragmenting" it has nothing to do with repairs due to an accident.
 

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The salesman entices you with "Dude, you're getting a Kaw".
 

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When you realize HARD DRIVE has absolutly nothing to due with your riding ability! :rolleyes
 
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