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This one is priceless!
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> > > > > > > MasterCard Wedding
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > This is a true story about a recent wedding that took
> > > > > > > place at Clemson
> > > > > > > University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay
> > > > > > > Leno mentioned it.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the
> > > > > > > wedding, at the
> > > > > > > reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone
> > > > > > > to talk to the
> > > > > > > crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
> > > > > > > many from long
> > > > > > > distances, to support them at their wedding.
> > > > > > > He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
> > > > > > > family and to thank his
> > > > > > > new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
> > > > > > > reception.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
> > > > > > > to give everyone a
> > > > > > > special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
> > > > > > > everyone's chair,
> > > > > > > including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He
> > > > > > > said this was his
> > > > > > > gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
> > > > > > > envelope. Inside each
> > > > > > > manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
> > > > > > > sex with the best man.
> > > > > > > The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
> > > > > > > and had hired a
> > > > > > > private detective to tail them.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > After just standing there, just watching the guests'
> > > > > > > reactions for a couple
> > > > > > > of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---
> > > > > > > you!". Then he
> > > > > > > turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he
> > > > > > > turned to the
> > > > > > > dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
> > > > > > > morning. While most people
> > > > > > > would have cancelled the wedding immediately after
> > > > > > > finding about the
> > > > > > > affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if
> > > > > > > nothing were wrong.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over
> > > > > > > $32,000 for a 300 guest
> > > > > > > wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
> > > > > > > bride's and best man's
> > > > > > > reputations in front of 300 friends and family
> > > > > > > members.
> > > > > > > This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you
> > > > > > > think we might get a
> > > > > > > MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> > > > > > > friends...$32,000.
> > > > > > > Wedding photographs commemorating the
> > > > > > > occasion...$3,000.
> > > > > > > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > > > > > > Maui...$8,500.
> > > > > > > The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
> > > > > > > glossy of the bride
> > > > > > > humping the best man...Priceless.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > There are some things money can't buy; for everything
> > > > > > > else there's
> > > > > > > MASTERCARD!!!
 

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I thought somebody posted that last week sometime. Still funny though:laughing :laughing
 

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o my dude has balls. :rofl
 
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