>>>> >The Boss Had to Fire Somebody
>>>> > >
>>>> > > He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra
>>>> > > or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were
>>>> > > both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he
>>>> > > decided he would fire the first one who used the
>>>> > > water cooler the next morning.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Debra came in the next morning with a horrible
>>>> > > hang-over after partying all night. She went to the
>>>> > > cooler to take an aspirin.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never
>>>> > > done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
>>>> > >
>>>> > > "Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."
>>>> > >
>>>> > > He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra
>>>> > > or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were
>>>> > > both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he
>>>> > > decided he would fire the first one who used the
>>>> > > water cooler the next morning.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > Debra came in the next morning with a horrible
>>>> > > hang-over after partying all night. She went to the
>>>> > > cooler to take an aspirin.
>>>> > >
>>>> > > The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never
>>>> > > done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."
>>>> > >
>>>> > > "Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."
