I need a laugh

Meulen · Aug 13, 2002

Need a laugh??? Story time

I'm in desperate need of a laugh right now. My wife is going start another cell phone fire in my pocket calling to ask if I'm ok if I don't crack a smile soon.

Most of you guys come up some pretty funny crap so I'm going to start a story and you guys can add to it. Lets use characters, and I use that term loosely, from the board. Remember it's supposed to be humorous so if anybody gets ripped on don't take it the wrong way. Keep it short so we don't start overlapping stories so much and come up with you funniest stuff. I think we could all use some :laughing :laughing :laughing right now.

Story starts here.

Once there was a young boy named Tony. He had a vision. So he went out and bought himself the latest YZGXR Ninja 50,000 SE.

Vcook · Aug 13, 2002

which he promptly wheelied into a car after leaving the dealership.

Ernie · Aug 13, 2002

but it was only a festiva, so he split it in half and kept right on going to...

Meulen · Aug 13, 2002

Ernie said:
but it was only a festiva, so he split it in half and kept right on going to...

:laughing :laughing

Only thing he had to replace was the chain, but don't worry he had one in stock

Brian · Aug 13, 2002

Wal-Mart for the latest in squid apparel, shorts, sandals, tank -top so he could impress.....the ladies at........

HDTony · Aug 13, 2002

...... NippleThrill....

And while surfing the net with his laptop on his gas tank, he banned Crazy's account :twofinger :twofinger

and then cracked a beautiful second gear wheelie

Meulen · Aug 13, 2002

GsxrTony said:
...... NippleThrill.... And while surfing the net with his laptop on his gas tank, he banned Crazy's account :twofinger :twofinger and then cracked a beautiful second gear wheelie

Yeah.....but it wouldn't be the first time Crazy's account was dropped, accident or not. Unfortunately that second gear wheelie was right in front of Mr. Police officer again.......

Vcook · Aug 13, 2002

luckily for the cop tony is so slow that he could catch him on his bicycle.

Ernie · Aug 13, 2002

...after receiving his 3rd citation (for the week), it was time for Tony to face the judge. With his best puppy dog look he pleaded...

Meulen · Aug 13, 2002

The Judge didn't buy the puppy dog thing so he brought in Johnny Cochran who he met the previous week at Strats......

BusaDave · Aug 13, 2002

Luckily Johnny C. discovered that the glove held in evidence was indeed not Tony's but Ken's and stated the famous phrase "if the glove doesn't fit..."

Ernie · Aug 13, 2002

"...put it on the other hand, where the short finger goes over the thumb"

After Johnny got Tony off :evil Tony was roaming the streets lookin for wheelie challengers. At one light he met this scraggly dude named Fred...

Meulen · Aug 13, 2002

Fred and Tony stood 'em up side by side but Fred's wheelie went terribly wrong and Tony once again broke a chain. Ernie to the rescue again. Meanwhile......a statewide APB was put out on Ken who was sitting in his garage with a beer cooking pork chops at the time.

cherrypicker · Aug 13, 2002

The cops pull up Kens driveway while he's finishing his 5th hour of detailing. The cops yell "freeze". Ken replies "you'll never take me alive" Wiht guns blazing he jumps on the 9R and takes off doing a wheelie through 1st, 2nd and 3rd gear....

MoTo178 · Aug 13, 2002

At first Ken was worried that the PO-PO were after him because of his second gear wheelies, but they really just wanted to challenge him to the annual "Over the Top" arm wrestling championships. Welll Ken began icing down his shoulder in preparation for this event when he realized he didnt have his lucky glove...

Grover · Aug 13, 2002

And starts to head north to get to the WI state line. He loses the cops through 'the route'. He feels hungry so he stops off at Hooters to...

Vcook · Aug 13, 2002

to eat some food and rub one out in the mens bathroom, too bad he accidentally went in the womens bathroom and as such was caught choking his chicken by one of the waitresses...

HDTony · Aug 13, 2002

Although that waitress was a redhead and holding a sock

Meulen · Aug 13, 2002

...a redhead with a sock....a blessing in disguise....same diff. Unfortunately the cops spotted the silver 9r in the parking lot and by Kens previous record new they would find him in the womans bathroom.

MoTo178 · Aug 13, 2002

...and NO MAN can resist a redheaded Hooters waitress holding a sock :confused ...well, Ken was no different and on look at her and he exclaimed... "