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Need a laugh??? Story time

I'm in desperate need of a laugh right now. My wife is going start another cell phone fire in my pocket calling to ask if I'm ok if I don't crack a smile soon.

Most of you guys come up some pretty funny crap so I'm going to start a story and you guys can add to it. Lets use characters, and I use that term loosely, from the board. Remember it's supposed to be humorous so if anybody gets ripped on don't take it the wrong way. Keep it short so we don't start overlapping stories so much and come up with you funniest stuff. I think we could all use some :laughing :laughing :laughing right now.


Story starts here.


Once there was a young boy named Tony. He had a vision. So he went out and bought himself the latest YZGXR Ninja 50,000 SE.
 

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Ernie said:
but it was only a festiva, so he split it in half and kept right on going to...
:laughing :laughing

Only thing he had to replace was the chain, but don't worry he had one in stock
 

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...... NippleThrill.... :D And while surfing the net with his laptop on his gas tank, he banned Crazy's account :twofinger :twofinger :D and then cracked a beautiful second gear wheelie :D
 

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...... NippleThrill.... :D And while surfing the net with his laptop on his gas tank, he banned Crazy's account :twofinger :twofinger :D and then cracked a beautiful second gear wheelie :D

Yeah.....but it wouldn't be the first time Crazy's account was dropped, accident or not. Unfortunately that second gear wheelie was right in front of Mr. Police officer again.......:D :D
 

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The Judge didn't buy the puppy dog thing so he brought in Johnny Cochran who he met the previous week at Strats......
 

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"...put it on the other hand, where the short finger goes over the thumb"

After Johnny got Tony off :evil Tony was roaming the streets lookin for wheelie challengers. At one light he met this scraggly dude named Fred...
 

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Fred and Tony stood 'em up side by side but Fred's wheelie went terribly wrong and Tony once again broke a chain. Ernie to the rescue again. Meanwhile......a statewide APB was put out on Ken who was sitting in his garage with a beer cooking pork chops at the time.
 

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The cops pull up Kens driveway while he's finishing his 5th hour of detailing. The cops yell "freeze". Ken replies "you'll never take me alive" Wiht guns blazing he jumps on the 9R and takes off doing a wheelie through 1st, 2nd and 3rd gear....
 

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...a redhead with a sock....a blessing in disguise....same diff. Unfortunately the cops spotted the silver 9r in the parking lot and by Kens previous record new they would find him in the womans bathroom.:D
 
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