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If Bikers Ran The Country

The wearing of ties to work by men would be frowned on, as would the wearing of bras and panties for women.

The opening days of Sturgis and Daytona would be national holidays.

Third world dictators would be dealt with in the same manner as one would deal with a wino who just puked on his scoot.

All money from traffic violations would go into a huge keg fund.

Anyone who used a firearm to defend his home or property from vandals would have a street named after him.

Tattoos would be funded by the National Endowment for the Arts.

The money currently being spent on Mars probes and other useless junk would be used to fund research into finding the cure for the common hangover.

Sexual harassment laws would be more open to interpretation and would allow for the fact that most men are really basically just pigs.

Global warming would be encouraged since riding in the snow is such a pain in the ass.
 

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The money currently being spent on Mars probes and other useless junk would be used to fund research into finding the cure for the common hangover.

LOL, I changed this one for ya :D

The money currently being spent on Mars probes and other useless junk would be used to fund research into finding the cure for the common Harley oil leak. :D :D :D
 

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LOL, I changed this one for ya :D

The money currently being spent on Mars probes and other useless junk would be used to fund research into finding the cure for the common Harley oil leak. :D :D :D

You already found the cure. Just come over and let your bike leak all over my garage.:rofl :rofl :rofl
 

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ROFL :D That was Gas not oil. :D

I can bring it back over if you like to see how that fuel line fix is holdin up :D
 

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ROFL :D That was Gas not oil. :D

I can bring it back over if you like to see how that fuel line fix is holdin up :D
Hey,

As long as you bring beer you can leak whatevr you want.:D :cheers
 

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Hey,

As long as you bring beer you can leak whatevr you want.:D :cheers
You sure about that. Lots of beer consumed equals lots of umm.... bodily fluids leaked out.:nono
 

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Champ91 said:


You sure about that. Lots of beer consumed equals lots of umm.... bodily fluids leaked out.:nono

ewwwwwwwwwwww gross. Anybody but Champ can come.:D
 
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