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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
> Female......Any part under a car's hood.
> Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
>
> 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
> Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
> Male........Playing football without a cup.
>
> 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
> Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
> Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
>
> 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
> Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
> Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
> girlfriend.
>
> 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
> Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
> Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
>
> 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
> Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
> Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding.
>
> 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
> Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
> Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
>
> 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-mohtkon-trohl) n.
> Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
> Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
> Female......Any part under a car's hood.
> Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
>
> 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
> Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
> Male........Playing football without a cup.
>
> 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
> Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
> Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
>
> 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
> Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
> Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
> girlfriend.
>
> 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
> Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
> Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
>
> 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
> Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
> Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding.
>
> 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
> Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
> Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
>
> 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-mohtkon-trohl) n.
> Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
> Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
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