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YO MAMA
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Well, ill try to keep it short. I think I know why I got pulled over though, not cause of the speed. (at first)
I was in the back roads WAYYYY back roads nothing but fields of corn and NOTHING in-between.

So my wife's 18 year old cousin was riding with me. (she's never been on a bike and was going nuts for me to take her on 1)
well you know 18 year olds, she had a wife beater on with a blue bra that slightly shows and tight hip huggers.
So I was just cruising..nothing special doing 75mpr in a 55mpr.
THERE NOTHING back there.

well, i see a car way up, i think nothing of it..it turns out to be a cop. as i pass the cop turns around..REALLY SLOW like and they never caught up till like a mile later...(never turn the lights on and never hauled any ass to get me.) it was weird. (that's why i know they pulled me over cause they thought it was kids racing out in the back roads.)


Well, the lights turn on and I pull over, 2 YOUNG FEMALE COPS:evil
the normal was asked. But they were both cute and PRETTY damm cute in fact. well I work my mojo and keep her talking for a few minuets before she even went in the car to run the shit.

as she went back...the other cop was smiling at me...:evil
the main ladie officer went back in and 1st they start chit chatting like little school girl and smiling and laughing...the other girl even hits the other girl on the arm...(you know what that means in guy terms):laughing

well she gets back out and says...well she still has to give me the ticket, she rather give me the ticktet to slow me down versus someone scrapping me up (in my head i was like this ladie has no idea about me) SO i work my mojo again..this time flirting and giving puppy dog eyes. i tell her some stuff...like i am not a young kid racing around here..etc..and i once we talk about racing tracks..she brings up a friend of hers that races buells up north...i was like black hawk farms?...she was like YEAH...and as soon as i should her my NESBA card...she got more faithful in me that i wasn't bull shitting here.

next thing you know we are laughing about stuff, cracking jokes about the massive H.D. and how they pose, etc..to where she goes to dancing, WE WERE talking for like 30 minutes...they even had my wifes cousin sitting in the car to stay cool as we were talking (IT WAS HOT)


so the end of the story...i DIDN'T get no ticket, me and the ladie cop was on first name bases, i have her phone # and its REAL too
she was CUTE as hell, infact she said she hopes she see;s me again back here but with no company and maybe she'll stop me for a ride sometime.:laughing

DAMM i must be cute or something...

if she is by chance reading this (i kinda doubt it)
THANKS Tracy...and ill be looking forward to that ride;)
 

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Tgf Og
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I think its an email he got from yzfrob!!!:twofinger :jester :jester
 

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YO MAMA
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speak for yourself . biaaatch!:laughing

tony can tell you a little story (the lemont 1 tony;) )
 

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Ken.....Ken......Ken.....

wake up you dozed off again

:bs :rofl :laughing :laughing
 

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Whats your wife's cousins name?:evil Was it Will county cops?
 

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YO MAMA
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HEY look just cause you guys dont get alot of action doesnt mean i dont:twofinger

she was a kendal county
her little cousin is 18...so shut up!
:twofinger
 

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Hey 18 is a legal beagle.:p

Aight Im going out cruising around Joliet, Plainfield area. If anyones out and sees a Blue R1 that sounds like a vacuum cleaner, holla at me.
 

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YO MAMA
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she might be legal , but shes not legal for you or anyone else on this board.

other wise she is off limits. END OF COUSIN SUBJECT!
 

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Ken, you are a married man that's a :nono :evil

Stuff like this is why divorce rate is so high :rofl

Dude dont say where it was, next thing ya know you'll have all these guys overthere looking to get pulled over:laughing

BTW Ken, I need to know where you were at that day, uhmm so I can uhmm practice a bit:)
 

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YO MAMA
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lol carlos...my wife knows i flurt...i HAD to tell her too..cause i knew her little cousin would say....COOL we got pulled over...so when i told my wife..she was like...give me the # and she tore it up.
but she knew that i had to do what i could.
god knows i dont need a ticket right now.
or atleast not till 12/22/02
then i am off supervision:evil
 

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YO MAMA
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hey i am a guy too, and i like looking at the legal little girls too...dont get me wrong...its just that its my cousin too and its family. so i am not keen to people hitting on a touchy subject.

but like i said i am a guy too, probably one of the nastest guys up in here aswell:evil .

but yeah good thing i got out of it..if it was a guy...i KNOW i woulda been NAILED!
 

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so what was that phone number? was it the same one Carlos posted in the other thread? :laughing
 

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YO MAMA
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:twofinger screw you guys:laughing

oh man i am gonna give you guys shit when you get lucky with a female of ANY kind:laughing

love ya guys
 

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hey Oddy i swear i heard that plot before.... was it a movie :twofinger :jester if i remember right the ending sucked:rofl :mad :evil :eek:t
 

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ODY it was just the 4th of July not April 1st:twofinger
 

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At least you got out of the ticket.....:twofinger

Was the # 815-886-1889 ?
 

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.......the other girl even hits the other girl on the arm...(you know what that means in guy terms)
I haven't been on the board long enough to talk shit, but that was pretty cool story. I can't wait to hear what is next!!:laughing

Hopefully we can get together sometime so you can give me some pointers.:evil
 

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YO MAMA
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well teaching someone to be smooth cant be done ya gotta have it or ya dont.
:twofinger :laughing
 
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