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The 12 year old translator - Just as the title describes, you type in text and it translates it to 12 year old

I took an e-mail we got yesterday regarding e-trade and slapped it into the translator


Original:
Dear Colleagues:
As some of you know, E*TRADE announced today that, like other large financial institutions, their profits have been impacted by a loss in value of their mortgage-backed holdings. Many RHI employees use E*TRADE to manage their stock accounts, and we wanted to provide you with additional information we have received from the company in response to inquiries from individual and corporate clients.
Below is a message prepared by E*TRADE for their customers. We hope that this addresses questions you may have about your accounts with E*TRADE. However, if you have additional questions about your RHI stock account, please contact Stock Administration by e-mailing NA HQP Stock or by calling 925-xxx-8900. You also can contact E*TRADE directly at www.etrade.com or by phone at 1-800-ETRADE-1 (+1-678-xxx-6210 outside the United States) from 7 a.m. to midnight Eastern Standard Time.
Result:
D3AR COL3AGUAS
AS SOME OF U KNOW E*TRAED ANOUNCAD 2DAY TAHT LIEK OTHER LARG3 FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS THERE PROFITS HAEV BEN IMPACT3D BY A LOS IN VALU3 OF THERE MORTGAEG-BAKED HOLDNGS1111 OMG LOL MANY RHI EMPLOYES USE 3*TRAED 2 MANAEG THERE S2K ACOUNTS AND W3 WANTED 2 PROVIED U WIT ADITIONAL INFORMATION WA HAEV R3CEIEVD FROM TEH COMPANY IN RASPONSE 2 INQUIREIS FROM INDIVIDUAL AND CORPORAET CLEINTS!11! LOL
BLOW IS A MESAEG PREPAERD BY A*TRAED FOR THEYRE CUS2MARS!!11!1! OMG WTF LOL WE HOPE TAHT THIS ADRASAS QUESTIONS U MAY HAEV ABOUT UR ACOUNTS WIT E*TRAED!!!1!! WTF LOL HOWEV3R IF U HAEV ADITIONAL QUESTIONS ABOUT UR RHI S2K ACOUNT PLZ CONTACT S2K ADMINISTRATION BY E-MALENG NA HQP S2K OR BY CALNG 925-xxx-8901111! WTF U ALSO CAN CONTACT E*TRAED DIERCTLY AT WWETRAEDCOM!!11!1!1 WTF OR BY PHON3 AT 1-80-ETRAED-1 (+1-678-xxx-6210 OUTSIED TEH UNIETD STAETS) FROM 7 AM!!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL 2 MIDNIGHT AASTERN STANDARD TIEM1111! WTF
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Mopar & WSE will get this because they pickup girls from MySpace :neener: :neener:
 

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You got the talkin' done
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Internet predators are going to be all over that (and maybe the police can use it too). :lmao:
 

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see, now when i'm picking up underage girls, i type like i normally do..

i want them to know i'm an older guy looking for underage girls :1pimp shit.. i can buy beer. :cheers what 12 year old boy can do that??
 

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see, now when i'm picking up underage girls, i type like i normally do..

i want them to know i'm an older guy looking for underage girls :1pimp shit.. i can buy beer. :cheers what 12 year old boy can do that??
"Hi, I'm...
<img src="http://www.pantagraph.com/content/articles/2007/04/10/freetime/doc46143021cbbe6513566147.jpg">...with Dateline NBC.
What are you doing here?"
 

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CLSB's Florida Chapter.,
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Chris Hansen rocks, and i watch all those shows, they are great! :laughing

i love guys excuses.. "umm yeah, i was just coming here to talk" yeah right!! :laughing
 

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My fav
"I was coming here to tell her that it's dangerous to pick up guys online." Ummm so why do you have lube and some weird ass ball and gag thing with some condoms in your pocket?
 

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If the Dateline show weren't so serious, I'd love to see Chris Hansen on Saturday Night Live doing all kinds of skits off his role..
 
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