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>> > >
>> > >
>> > > You have two choices in life: You can stay single
>> > and be miserable, or get
>> > > married and wish you were dead.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
>> > "Aren't you wearing
>> > > your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other
>> > women replied,
>> > > "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
>> > "Husband wanted". Next day
>> > > she received a hundred letters. They all said the
>> > same thing: "You can
>> > have
>> > > mine."
>> > >
>> > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > When a woman steals your husband, there is no
>> > better revenge than to let
>> > > her keep him.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------!
>> >
>> > > Eighty percent of married men cheat in the
>> > U.S.A.The rest cheat in
>> > > Canada.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then
>> > she is finished.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much
>> > does it cost to get
>> > > married?" And the father replied, "I don't know
>> > son, I'm still paying."
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of
>> > Africa man doesn't
>> > > know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That
>> > happens in every
>> > > country, son.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew
>> > what real happiness was
>> > > until I got married; and by then it was too late."
>> > > ---------!
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > > Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
>> > intelligence.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men
>> > would go through life
>> > > thinking they had no faults at all.
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to
>> > what?
>> > > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > First guy: "My wife's an angel!" Second guy:
>> > "You're lucky, mine's still
>> > > alive."
>> > >
>> > -------------------------------------------------
>> > > Women will never be equal to men until they can
>> > walk down the street
>> > > with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think
>> > they are attractive to
>> > the
>> > > opposite sex.

:laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing
 

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too funny


:rofl
 

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:rofl
 

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Doctor B said:
OH SURE! NOW YOU TELL ME!!!:laughing :laughing
Hey you of all people should know why this fits:laughing :laughing

figure it out:evil :evil
 

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Remember, marriage is an INSTITUTION.

Also, when you have been divorced twice as long as your marriage lasted, it negates the whole experience. Kinda like being a virgin again!:D
 

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BABETTE said:


Don't you mean prison? :p Oh wait! That's what I'd think marriage :rofl
To be honest. I can't complain
 

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Prisons are institutions, too.



Crazy, just be thankful. That's all I have to say.:-
 

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KBOlsen said:
Remember, marriage is an INSTITUTION.

Also, when you have been divorced twice as long as your marriage lasted, it negates the whole experience. Kinda like being a virgin again!:D

:rofl Yeah Right.
 

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KBOlsen said:

Crazy, just be thankful. That's all I have to say.:-

(All mushy now) I am Kim....I am.........everyday.:D
 

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Re: Thinking about marriage?? Wanna Know what you should have thought of before you did??

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>> > > Young son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of
>> > Africa man doesn't
>> > > know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That
>> > happens in every
>> > > country, son.
That's just about right:mad
 

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BABETTE said:


Lucky you. :D


Sometimes I wonder how come some people get to be so happy while others don't get to be. :( Well like they say "Life isn't fair."
Sorry Babette,

I didn't want my happiness to make you sad.:( There now I'm sad. That better:D :cheers
 

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Man marries woman hoping she will never change...but she does.
Woman marries man thinking she can change him... but he won't.
 

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Re: Thinking about marriage?? Wanna Know what you should have thought of before you did??

Crazy said:
>> > > At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,
>> > "Aren't you wearing
>> > > your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other
>> > women replied,
>> > > "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
That is just too funny... :D
 

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Crazy said:
Sorry Babette,

I didn't want my happiness to make you sad.:( There now I'm sad. That better:D :cheers

It's not your fault silly. :)

Don't worry about it. Just between having discussions on SBN and here about men/women and it's just a little frustrating to say the least.

Men are crazy! :evil
 

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BABETTE said:




Men are crazy! :evil
:laughing :laughing :laughing I wish more women would realize that:laughing :laughing
 
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