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BEER!
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Damn, I want number 1 to happen to me!

Chris

> > > AND THE YEAR IS STILL YOUNG...
> > > Top 8 Stupid People of 2002
> > >
> > > 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?
> > > AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked
> > > intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package.
> > > Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.
> > >
> > > 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:
> > > Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a
> > > gunman
> > > who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas
> > > canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them
> in
> > > the
> > > police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."
> > >
> > > 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
> > > An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and
> forced
> > > him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the
> > > kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
> > >
> > > 4. THE GETAWAY!
> > > A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the
> money
> > > in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up
> the
> > > store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until
> police
> > > showed up and grabbed him.
> > >
> > > 5. DID I SAY THAT???
> > > Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just
> > > couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each
> man
> > > in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll
> shoot,"
> > > the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
> > >
> > > 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??
> > > A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her
> > > contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?"
> the
> > > doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
> > >
> > > 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!
> > > In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to
> > > hold
> > > up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a
> > > finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his
> hand in
> > > his pocket.
> > > (hellllllooooooo!)
> > >
> > > 8. THE GRAND FINALE (I LOVE THIS ONE!!!)
> > > Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an
> hour
> > > east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were
> having a
> > > problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand
> new
> > > 22 ft. boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no
> > > matter
> > > how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it
> go,
> > > they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them
> > > what
> > > was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect
> working
> > > condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and
> the
> > > prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys
> jumped in
> > > the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was
> > > laughing
> > > so hard. NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE .... Under the boat, still
> strapped
> > > securely in place, was the trailer.
> > >
> > > Does any one else find it frightening the majority of these took place
> in
> > > California??
 

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CLSB RESIDENT *******!!!!
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I swear you guys are going to make me pee my pants one of these days!:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl


Mark:p
 

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:rofl :rofl #8 is waaaaaaaaaay to unrealistic yet so fucking funny!:rofl :rofl
 

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Please attend carefully..
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#6 - I've heard that one before

#8 and #3 are the best
 
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