I bet you're just looking for suggestions 'cause your penis really is broken, Ken. Sorry to hear the news, dude. :laughing

 

OK Ken, so how many beers did you have tonight? :laughing

 

Umm 8 years married. You mean your still gettin it.:evil

 

I'd drink a helluva lot more.

 

I'd drink a helluva lot more.

ditto

 

:confused DIE:confused

 

I Think I would start a porn buis.

I mean really hardcore s$%^.

 

Popsicle stick and some tape


Doc

 

:evil BILL...figures i do a thread about sex and BAMM you post on it..lmao


no i wasnt drunk let alone drinking...just wanting to start some conversasions.

no my dick isnt broke...if the wind blow..it says hello.


i am just saying what would you do?

since sex is a BIGGGGGg part of my life...i would be an angry little man..with 1 BIG 27" by 4 inchs across black in color, studded rubber inside leather wrapped dildo...to express my sexual feelings on who ever was gonna get it

 

me personal....if my penis was broke..i would always have a strap on dildo as ready

Die!

 

I'd make you an offer on the rest of your porno collection. :twofinger

But, you would have to clean off the covers first! Yuck :evil

 

Here is true story! For you football fans out there do you remember Darryl Stingly who use to play for the New England Patriots? Well he got hit by a guy named Jack Tateum (The Assasin) I think that was his nick name.

Well Darryl is paralized from the neck down for life. I talked to him and his girl friend at different times and she told me that thy have a great deal of oral sex. She said that Darryl get's hard from time to time but he can't control it.

Darryl was one of the biggest adult film renters that I knew. My niece worked in a video store that he would order from and that was his daily order.

I said al this to say, that you can still enjoy sex if your penis did not function properly. The body knows how to compensate and be complete even if we think it's not.

So Ken if you use Doc's suggestion watch out for splinters when you use popcicle sticks.:jester

 

I know a guy who is paralized from the chest down. He and his wife had children since his accident. Even if he doesn't feel it things still work the same. And I could enjoy other things,too.

 

Its funny you brought that question up. My wife and i was watching the discovery health channel and some guy was brought into the emergency room with a broken dick! The paramedics were laughing and so were we! The doctor (all serious) was saying if they dont get the cartleledge (sp) repaired he could have a 90 degree right angle penis! :laughing My only question was how does he keep from getting an erection in the morning, :confused and god forbid the pain and anguish he must go through from his buddies! :rofl
If your curious how he did it---i guess she was on him bouncing and it slipped out and broke in half from the impact of her leg!

How embarrasing that would be!

 

Its funny you brought that question up. My wife and i was watching the discovery health channel and some guy was brought into the emergency room with a broken dick! The paramedics were laughing and so were we! The doctor (all serious) was saying if they dont get the cartleledge (sp) repaired he could have a 90 degree right angle penis! :laughing My only question was how does he keep from getting an erection in the morning, :confused and god forbid the pain and anguish he must go through from his buddies! :rofl
If your curious how he did it---i guess she was on him bouncing and it slipped out and broke in half from the impact of her leg!

How embarrasing that would be!

SORRY:rofl

 

Damn I gotta tell my woman " no more bouncing!!!"



Mark

 

If Bo-Bo ever let me down, I would hit the gym alot. At least that's what I did in the Navy when we were on a cruise. It's pretty tough to remain master of one's domain.

 

If I couldn't have sex I'd probably be spending all my free time at night on CLSB putting up posts

:rofl

Hey look who the top 5 people are with insomnia problems :jester

 

Let's not forget the 6 to who knows how many weeks you have to wait when your wife has a baby. Then after the baby come you are shareing your wifes body with the baby. Oh well.

 

damm thats sucks..i told my wife from day 1...and i always remind her...i NEED sex 3-4 times a week..if she ever got to a point where she didnt want to...then ill get it else where..so far so good...i still get laid 3-4 times a week

 

I did a little pruning on this thread. lets leave it at that.

 

tony :rofl :rofl :rofl :twofinger :jester :rofl

 

If I couldn't have sex I'd probably be spending all my free time at night on CLSB putting up posts

:rofl

Hey look who the top 5 people are with insomnia problems :jester

You 5 could always start a sex forum and live vicariously through the rest of us:evil :evil

 

hey just cause i got the highest and YES it is accurate...that doesnt mean nothing to me...ill re set it at 0 every month if it matters to anyone?:twofinger

also too..i get PLENTY OF RAW SEX!!!! from my woman.

not only that can pick them up faster then most you guys:twofinger


so take that beating:evil

 

hey just cause i got the highest and YES it is accurate...that doesnt mean nothing to me...ill re set it at 0 every month if it matters to anyone?:twofinger

also too..i get PLENTY OF RAW SEX!!!! from my woman.

not only that can pick them up faster then most you guys:twofinger


so take that beating:evil

:laughing :laughing :laughing a little defensive?????


hahahhahaha :laughing Just bustin' yo chops bro