Girlfriend or your dog? Boyfriend or the cat?
Discuss.
Discuss.
See? Same Sex marriage really did lead to people wanting to marry box turtles, and their dogs!repeat marriage vows in your head. "in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer" and ask yourself who would stay with you
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I'm pretty sure I cried a little because of this episode.oh and for good measure
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the entire internet cried.I'm pretty sure I cried a little because of this episode.
Yep.
Are you available to hang out with me sometime?Flip side on this could go bad though because a girl could get paranoid that hotter chicks might steal you away.... and that creates a smothering and potentially scary situation. Unless of course you dig the demand from all these chicks and can easily ignore the drama carefree.... then you're golden.
... true story.
you do realize where your head (specifically your nose) in relation to the dog right?My dog has been sleeping by my head on the night's when Jeff's out of town. It's as close as she can get to me, since I'm all surrounded by pillows to prop me up. FYI she never sleeps with me; she prefers her own bed. It's heartbreakingly cute how she has been taking care of me.
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You know what, I was biting my lips for a while now. would suck if your dog had gas....you do realize where your head (specifically your nose) in relation to the dog right?
Dangerous way to be
you do realize where your head (specifically your nose) in relation to the dog right?
Dangerous way to be
Technically, her anus is a good 4-5 inches from my face. And besides, her breath smells WAY worse than her ass. :laughingYou know what, I was biting my lips for a while now. would suck if your dog had gas....
4 to 5" hahahahahahaill_ag said:Technically, her anus is a good 4-5 inches from my face. And besides, her breath smells WAY worse than her ass. :laughingYou know what, I was biting my lips for a while now. would suck if your dog h...
And, when you're sleeping as unfomfortably as I am these days, just having her there is such a comfort. It's sweet; stop ruining it with fart jokes!!! :mecry:
I'm sorry you're not sleeping right but it is a comfort to know I'm not the only one who has not had a decent night sleep in over 4 months.Technically, her anus is a good 4-5 inches from my face. And besides, her breath smells WAY worse than her ass. :laughing
And, when you're sleeping as unfomfortably as I am these days, just having her there is such a comfort. It's sweet; stop ruining it with fart jokes!!! :mecry:
Typo. :flipoh, and its unComfortably.
relax, just fucking with ya. :neener:Typo. :flip
I have the fat fingers lately, ok?
I hate you.Atleast your not ass bad ass som.
VERY true! I have two dogs. One I rec'd when I was Really sick-who I believe is my savior. Second I took from someone pet-abusive, wouldnt give it back, and ended up keeping it...Love my dogs. They know when I need eskimo kisses, or when I'm feeling down or whatever....It's heartbreakingly cute how she has been taking care of me........ I was sick as could be, throwing up the entire week, his dog wouldn't leave my side. I'm telling you, dogs are loyal and smart and all-around amazing.....
true, but that would be the wrong reasons to stay with her. :1pimpSig other. I know there are some that will take exception to this on this board, but you can't fuck a dog.