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Who do you worship?

  • Black Jesus

    Votes: 2 7.7%
  • Raptor Jesus

    Votes: 7 27%
  • Asian Jesus

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Touchdown Jesus

    Votes: 5 19%
  • I'm Jew Jitsu. Gods chosen Martial Artists

    Votes: 6 23%
  • I'm Muslim. I kill infidels. BALALALALALALA!!!

    Votes: 5 19%
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I pray to the one, the only, the true God. Yahweh

And why limit it to prayer at night?
 
On another note, regarding the "martial arts" option...

Has anyone ever seen those sports statues of Jesus playing sports with kids? They have statues with Jesus playing football, hockey, soccer, and - I kid you not - one where Jesus is a martial arts instructor. (They also have rosaries with footballs and hockey pucks as beads!).
 
I guessing a few of you prayed to the Porcelain God last night...
 
I pray to Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus"
 
Crom is spelled with a C, you fools. Also I never bother to pray to him because he does not listen from his mountain.
They probably have a crush on the Harry Potter character from the Tri Wizard Tournament. :lmao:
 
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