[Village Idiot]

you fell out of the bed giving a footjob.

 

[Bug]

fuck I knew it! My grandma is a liar.

Yeah but those Gum Jobs sure make up for her ability to lie with the best of them - Meemaw rocks

 

[Troy]

Heal up quick dood. In the meantime, enjoy some sympathy poon.

 

[Bug]

I don't want to deal with the bs I would be hearing from my boss about stuff,

Bug, we should hang out sometime and hop around together... ;-) How long are you gonna be on four legs?

Yeah, my Boss kind of blows me shit about riding/racing and coming into the office on Monday Mornings limping around - I asked he go to Hulu and watch "On Any Sunday" for a better understanding of why - He watched it and came back with "I guess you are who you are and I like that you do what you love, just don't let it affect your work"

I should be off the stick by Friday - Only using them to keep weight off for a few days while the swelling goes down, which it already has

 

[geomoto]

"Motorcycle racing accident" sounds 10x cooler than any of these fake stories.

This! kfucktard:

 

[Bug]

poon.

"What Nationality Is Poon?"

"Comanche Indian"

 

[Troy]

It's whatever nationality you want it to be. If you've got a craving for Indian this week, go ahead & fill your quota. Good luck trolling the reservations there Kimosabe.

 

[shadrach]

"What Nationality Is Poon?"

"Comanche Indian"

That's two Fletch references I've seen in two days. And neither were the over-used 'ball bearings' line. Rep.

 

[Stephiroth]

"Motorcycle racing accident" sounds 10x cooler than any of these fake stories.

^ yes.
You should know that by now though. Girls like motorcycles and danger and boys, and you epitomize allof those things!

 

[Troy]

Shit. I missed it. Fletch is classic. It's been on lately too...

So, who t-boned your ass?

 

[wingit]

This girl I was seeing husband came home. I was too close to stop so he got the jump on me. By the way...... Are you married and available tonite?

 

[Fast Eddy]

^ yes.
You should know that by now though. Girls like motorcycles and danger and boys, and you epitomize allof those things!

Plus he is "Ridiculously Good Looking"

Shit. I missed it. Fletch is classic. It's been on lately too...

So, who t-boned your ass?

Naaah to easy.....

 

[Bug]

So, who t-boned your ass?

The only other DRZ on the track - Parks in corners and on a tight track, tough to get around - He took us both out in R1 and in R2, I got around him and gapped him by about 4 seconds - I am not all that much faster than him and we take a lot of the same lines, he just takes them slower than I do

I had a few folks after the race say that he is goofy with his lines and they hate getting stuck behind him - Oh well - That's racing

 

[Maynard]

When I had my arm sling, I told a girl at a bar I was attacked by an ostrich. I boofed her about a week later. True story

Haha!

Turns out I married this girl in 2012 and now we have a 1 year old daughter. I never saw that coming when I posted this. :laughing:

 

[G2G]

lol nice!

 

[Vcook]

Haha!

Turns out I married this girl in 2012 and now we have a 1 year old daughter. I never saw that coming when I posted this. :laughing:

you ever come clean about the ostrich or does she still think you're some sort of bad-ass ostrich wrangler?

 

[Ohfugit]

:laughing at Maynard

 

[Maynard]

Hi

 

[Bug]

Haha!

Turns out I married this girl in 2012 and now we have a 1 year old daughter. I never saw that coming when I posted this. :laughing:

Brilliant...