Who do you pray to at night?

Odysseys · Jan 29, 2010

Paladin said:
Krom

Bek said:
Your mom

Supergirl said:
i pray to the wholly atheismo

CHeYeNNe said:
Wat?

Ofc. Ponch said:
myself

this.

idiots..:lmao:

Dave13 · Jan 29, 2010

I pray that all the shit I drank isn't going to make me sick in the morning.

cailin · Jan 29, 2010

raptor jesus, of course. although, he is down with the jew jitsu. not surprising they are locked in a tie.

Odysseys · Jan 29, 2010

Dave13 said:
I pray that all the shit I drank isn't going to make me sick in the morning.

with that much cum in your stomach you might have to get it pumped like rod stewart back in the day.:lmao:

Wink · Jan 29, 2010

I pray to the one, the only, the true God. Yahweh

And why limit it to prayer at night?

Lonely Raven · Jan 29, 2010

Dug2 · Jan 29, 2010

Village Idiot · Jan 29, 2010

Wink said:
I pray to the one, the only, the true God. Yahweh

And why limit it to prayer at night?

you speak heresy.

Norseman82 · Jan 30, 2010

Norseman82 · Jan 31, 2010

On another note, regarding the "martial arts" option...

Has anyone ever seen those sports statues of Jesus playing sports with kids? They have statues with Jesus playing football, hockey, soccer, and - I kid you not - one where Jesus is a martial arts instructor. (They also have rosaries with footballs and hockey pucks as beads!).

cailin · Jan 31, 2010

not statues, but highly entertaining:

http://jesus-withyoualways.com/index.htm

Village Idiot · Jan 31, 2010

Wink · Jan 31, 2010

I guessing a few of you prayed to the Porcelain God last night...

GixxerDave · Feb 1, 2010

I pray to Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus"

Arch · Feb 1, 2010

xgamesboi said:
I pray to Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus"

Someone to hear your prayers? Someone who cares?

Vcook · Feb 1, 2010

Crom is spelled with a C, you fools. Also I never bother to pray to him because he does not listen from his mountain.

Arch · Feb 1, 2010

Vcook said:
Crom is spelled with a C, you fools. Also I never bother to pray to him because he does not listen from his mountain.

They probably have a crush on the Harry Potter character from the Tri Wizard Tournament. :lmao:

jrock · Feb 1, 2010

shadrach · Feb 1, 2010

Not a ND fan but out of the selection I'd have to say the sports-related Jesus gets most of my prayers.

Vcook · Feb 1, 2010

Arch said:
They probably have a crush on the Harry Potter character from the Tri Wizard Tournament. :lmao:

I should negative rep you for a nerd reference of that magnitude, then negative rep myself for even getting it.

Who do you pray to at night?

Who do you worship?

Black Jesus

Raptor Jesus

Asian Jesus

Touchdown Jesus

I'm Jew Jitsu. Gods chosen Martial Artists

I'm Muslim. I kill infidels. BALALALALALALA!!!

Odysseys

Dave13

cailin

Odysseys

Wink

Lonely Raven

Dug2

Village Idiot

Norseman82

Norseman82

cailin

Village Idiot

Wink

GixxerDave

Arch

Vcook

Arch

jrock

shadrach

Vcook

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