me personal....if my penis was broke..i would always have a strap on dildo as ready
what would you do?: if you couldnt have sex?(ADULT content)
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:evil BILL...figures i do a thread about sex and BAMM you post on it..lmao
no i wasnt drunk let alone drinking...just wanting to start some conversasions.
no my dick isnt broke...if the wind blow..it says hello.
i am just saying what would you do?
since sex is a BIGGGGGg part of my life...i would be an angry little man..with 1 BIG 27" by 4 inchs across black in color, studded rubber inside leather wrapped dildo...to express my sexual feelings on who ever was gonna get it
no i wasnt drunk let alone drinking...just wanting to start some conversasions.
no my dick isnt broke...if the wind blow..it says hello.
i am just saying what would you do?
since sex is a BIGGGGGg part of my life...i would be an angry little man..with 1 BIG 27" by 4 inchs across black in color, studded rubber inside leather wrapped dildo...to express my sexual feelings on who ever was gonna get it
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I'd make you an offer on the rest of your porno collection. :twofinger
But, you would have to clean off the covers first! Yuck :evil
But, you would have to clean off the covers first! Yuck :evil
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Here is true story! For you football fans out there do you remember Darryl Stingly who use to play for the New England Patriots? Well he got hit by a guy named Jack Tateum (The Assasin) I think that was his nick name.
Well Darryl is paralized from the neck down for life. I talked to him and his girl friend at different times and she told me that thy have a great deal of oral sex. She said that Darryl get's hard from time to time but he can't control it.
Darryl was one of the biggest adult film renters that I knew. My niece worked in a video store that he would order from and that was his daily order.
I said al this to say, that you can still enjoy sex if your penis did not function properly. The body knows how to compensate and be complete even if we think it's not.
So Ken if you use Doc's suggestion watch out for splinters when you use popcicle sticks.:jester
Well Darryl is paralized from the neck down for life. I talked to him and his girl friend at different times and she told me that thy have a great deal of oral sex. She said that Darryl get's hard from time to time but he can't control it.
Darryl was one of the biggest adult film renters that I knew. My niece worked in a video store that he would order from and that was his daily order.
I said al this to say, that you can still enjoy sex if your penis did not function properly. The body knows how to compensate and be complete even if we think it's not.
So Ken if you use Doc's suggestion watch out for splinters when you use popcicle sticks.:jester
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I know a guy who is paralized from the chest down. He and his wife had children since his accident. Even if he doesn't feel it things still work the same. And I could enjoy other things,too.
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Its funny you brought that question up. My wife and i was watching the discovery health channel and some guy was brought into the emergency room with a broken dick! The paramedics were laughing and so were we! The doctor (all serious) was saying if they dont get the cartleledge (sp) repaired he could have a 90 degree right angle penis! :laughing My only question was how does he keep from getting an erection in the morning, :confused and god forbid the pain and anguish he must go through from his buddies! :rofl
If your curious how he did it---i guess she was on him bouncing and it slipped out and broke in half from the impact of her leg!
How embarrasing that would be!
If your curious how he did it---i guess she was on him bouncing and it slipped out and broke in half from the impact of her leg!
How embarrasing that would be!
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