[Evil Twin]

Just go to the doctor and get it checked out! Guys are such babies! Geesh, we have to go to the doctor at least twice a year and get our 'shtuff' checked out! Seriously, you don't want it to get worse! Hope you feel better soon!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Yeah, it's called hygiene :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: j/k

 

[EndlessRR]

Maybe it's another one of your messed up thumbs sprouting from your tailbone.

:spit I think it developed from me wiping my ass with that thumb (which is getting BTW).

 

[Flounder]

I think you should stop playing with your bung hole.

 

[ChiefBD]

Just go to the doctor and get it checked out! Guys are such babies! Geesh, we have to go to the doctor at least twice a year and get our 'shtuff' checked out! Seriously, you don't want it to get worse! Hope you feel better soon!

You know how it is for us, unless we have physical proof we are dying, we walk it off :laughing: .

 

[EndlessRR]

You know how it is for us, unless we have physical proof we are dying, we walk it off :laughing: .

Dude, i won't even show it to my gf.:nutkick: Problem is, my PCP is a female and my internist, i work with him, so uhh, i dunno. Word gets around here mighty fast regardless of the HIPAA laws.:lmao: Fuck dude, imma smoke a blunt later to ease the pain and put the roack out on it, see if that helps. hahaha

And Shelly, i have OCD and trust me baby, everything about me is clean. No joke.

Look at the reflection of my trunk in my avatar, you can see God's face in it. hahaha seriously, i'm really anal (pun intended) about that kinda shit and i wipe till i see all white in the TP's, and i wash shortly after.

 

[Flounder]

Dude, i won't even show it to my gf.:nutkick: Problem is, my PCP is a female and my internist, i work with him, so uhh, i dunno. Word gets around here mighty fast regardless of the HIPAA laws.:lmao: Fuck dude, imma smoke a blunt later to ease the pain and put the roack out on it, see if that helps. hahaha

And Shelly, i have OCD and trust me baby, everything about me is clean. No joke.

Good idea, i'd smoke a blunt regardless of the pain though :jester

 

[ChiefBD]

Dude, i won't even show it to my gf.:nutkick: Problem is, my PCP is a female and my internist, i work with him, so uhh, i dunno. Word gets around here mighty fast regardless of the HIPAA laws.:lmao: Fuck dude, imma smoke a blunt later to ease the pain and put the roack out on it, see if that helps. hahaha

And Shelly, i have OCD and trust me baby, everything about me is clean. No joke.

Yeah, and don't you work around a lot of fine ladies. It would not be cool if word gets out that you have a tail. You will have to cut a hole in your pants to let that bad boy air out as well :laughing:

 

[Bug]

To quote MR. Buehller when speaking to his young son Ferris, "Wrap a Hot Towel Around your Head, Take an Asprin and get a nap"

Oh and BTW, yer gonna die

 

[FullThrottleZX]

This thread is giving too much information for me, but hey I think I might have another possible suggestion. lol

You may have also damaged a blood vessel similar to getting a blood blister on your finger if you hit it with a hammer or something. If it stays for more than a week without getting smaller I would be worried and if it hurts that much I think I might be worried anyways. I got one on my inner right leg after a long motorycle ride a few weeks back. it was right over a vein and hurt if I pushed on it. If I left it alone and it is almost gone. If it starts spewing or growing a leg or something I will let you know but I think I'll be fine. Asked my sister over the phone "she's a nurse" and she told me it was probably just a blood vessel damaged.

 

[Nessey]

And Shelly, i have OCD and trust me baby, everything about me is clean. No joke.

Look at the reflection of my trunk in my avatar, you can see God's face in it. hahaha seriously, i'm really anal (pun intended) about that kinda shit and i wipe till i see all white in the TP's, and i wash shortly after.

TMI!!

 

[Flounder]

This thread is giving too much information for me, but hey I think I might have another possible suggestion. lol

You may have also damaged a blood vessel similar to getting a blood blister on your finger if you hit it with a hammer or something. If it stays for more than a week without getting smaller I would be worried and if it hurts that much I think I might be worried anyways. I got one on my inner right leg after a long motorycle ride a few weeks back. it was right over a vein and hurt if I pushed on it. If I left it alone and it is almost gone. If it starts spewing or growing a leg or something I will let you know but I think I'll be fine. Asked my sister over the phone "she's a nurse" and she told me it was probably just a blood vessel damaged.

I think Rob was getting the ass pounding of a lifetime and ruptured a blood vessel :nutkick:

 

[EndlessRR]

I literally just finished taking a shit not more than 4-5 minutes ago, and when wiping, it wasn't that painful. Sitting is a different story since my cheeks are closed and all. I can't wait to get home and put some BP on that shit. If i don't post anything tomorrow that means the tail has grown to the size of the blob and it has taken over my body. :laughing:

Thanks all for reading and suggestions about my embarassing tail.

 

[Noodles]

:sucks: :banhim:

 

[SilentAlero]

That's my favorite movie bro! Saw that shit on the plane while i was coming here from the PI and loved it ever since lol. Funniest shit was when the family got off the couch.:lmao:

Seriously though, there's a bump on my ass which i noticed yesterday after riding. It hurts like hell, i can't even stay seated for more than few hours. It's not a pimple either, it's a bit harder, nothing oozing from it. As i stated earlier, i'm too embarassed to bend over in front of my doc to have him check it out..

Heesh, :spit . Dude, you didn't tell me your were using a 12 incher on my last night.:neener: :twofinger

so wait...your to embarrased to let your doc look at it,but your willing to post online about it so the whole world can read about your asslump? You sure its not those anal beads your gf likes to use? :lmao:

 

[EndlessRR]

so wait...your to embarrased to let your doc look at it,but your willing to post online about it so the whole world can read about your asslump? You sure its not those anal beads your gf likes to use? :lmao:

Pffffffft, i don't give a shit aboout you guys.:twofinger

 

[Vcook]

here is me after reading this thread. ugh.

 

[Village Idiot]

:worthless:

 

[Pinkrider]

ummmmmmmm..... yeah... suck it up and go to the doctor... they've seen it all before and I'm sure you don't have anything to impress them with...

Try laying on a table butt naked pushing a freaking human outta your crotch with a team of 15 people staring at you including 2 gorgeous buff firemen!! :lmao: Guys have it easy!!

 

[HEESH]

here is me after reading this thread. ugh.

Is it just me or does it look like the guy all the way to the right was inserted into this pic? Nasty none the less.

 

[EndlessRR]

just spoke to a nurse, says chances are it's a boil/abcess. Waiting for my boss to get back from lunch so i can tell her i gotta see the doc asap. I have no choice since i HAVE to go on the trip this weekend (i;m driving, yay) so i have to get some antibiotics and some pain meds then head out. It's acutally more painful today so yes, i'll suck it up and bend over the doc.