my tongue is hung like a black man though

 

I lied. I'm actually, probably average. Average is good.

 

My shit is spaghetti thin

 

Don't be sad. At least the ladiez probably don't mind letting you have t3h butts3cks wif dem.

"Don't worry baby, you won't feel a thing."

:laughing:

 

:lmao:

 

it might not be long.. but it sure is wide....

 

like a marshmallow in a keyhole

 

im more like a can of spam

 

"There" but no one wants to eat it, let alone touch it.... ? :lmao:

 

7 lbs. 8 oz.

 

lol

 

Think my wife will notice if I shove a few (10+) quarters at the bottom of the condom?

 

...in a good way

 

I own that shit.


That is all.

 

 

Damn, I can almost get there

 

:lmao::bow

 

exactly. The g-spot is only something like 2 inches deep.

 

Aha! Another clue to where this thing is.

 

i dont care what women say about length anyway. i always see pornos where the guy has a huge cock and the girl isn't even taking it all. orally or in the twat. its always just half being used.

 

It's the thickness that counts.

 

I'm hung like a can of tuna fish.

 

i try my best.

 

I didn't notice the dates and gave an OH SHIT WTF when I saw a specific post.

 

I've found that guys with big cocks don't know what the hell they are doing and don't really know how to use it. Guys with average sized cocks is where its at. They know how to work it!

Fuck.

 

It's sort of fitting now, don't you think?

It's about penis size, and it's in The Hole :laughing:

 

I'm glad this thread was resurrected because it gave me a new avatar and soon a new screen name.

 

bwaaahaaaa. rep!

 

And away we go.......why do I think the ressurected thread will have legs, like say way more than 1+ page as the original.

:laughing

 

Baby Dorks.

 

Good times!

 

Man them so old school people. And I remember most of them. Didn't know Maks still had mod status though.

 

he doesn't. but it does still sayd MOD under his name..

 

HAH, this threw me for a loop too... nice find!

 

 

this one is funnier.