Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon fix your bike.
"The oil in this engine is a gagh! You have no honor!"
"A TRUE Klingon warrior does not need a shop manual!"
"Test ride the bike? You have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"
"You question the worthiness of my repairs?! I should kill you where you stand, Ptagh!"
"Our competitors are without honor!"
"Specs are for the weak and timid!"
"This bike lift is a piece of GAGH! I need two power lifts if I am to do battle with this bike!"
"Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! Give him the repair bill!!"
"My diagnostic machine has just dumped Stovo Core!"
"Behold, the socket wrench of Kalis! The greatest Klingon mechanic who ever lived!"
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"The oil in this engine is a gagh! You have no honor!"
"A TRUE Klingon warrior does not need a shop manual!"
"Test ride the bike? You have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"
"You question the worthiness of my repairs?! I should kill you where you stand, Ptagh!"
"Our competitors are without honor!"
"Specs are for the weak and timid!"
"This bike lift is a piece of GAGH! I need two power lifts if I am to do battle with this bike!"
"Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! Give him the repair bill!!"
"My diagnostic machine has just dumped Stovo Core!"
"Behold, the socket wrench of Kalis! The greatest Klingon mechanic who ever lived!"